slutwipe

n. Brief, largely inadequate, method of bathing one’s dirty bits whilst tenting in the freezing cold wilderness miles away from soap, water, and privacy.

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Ready to hike up to that cwm Kay? The morning sun is just burning the frost off our hanging gloves.

In a mo. Just doing a bit of a slutwipe in me sleeping bag.

Right. Well I’ll just have a little dump in this recyclable bag.

slutwipe by gnostic3 May 11, 2024

Slutwife 

Like a Hotwife or Vixen, a Slutwife is woman that initially agreed to being shared sexually by her husband with other people, predominantly other men, but also other women, to promote the sexual pleasure and increased experience for their husband, but then discovered her natural slut (sexually liberated unique treasure) behaviour, and now craves the sexual pleasure, freedom, and empowerment, being shared by her husband gives her.

I didn’t know if I would enjoy being my husbands little Slutwife, but I love it when he shares me.

Slutwife by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 19, 2023

slutwife 

A married woman who fucks other men for her husbands enjoyment.

I enjoy watching my slutwife fuck other men.

slutwife by brian April 10, 2008

slutpipe 

A diseased pipe that has encounter one too many sluts.

Matt's got one hell of a slutpipe.

slutpipe by Maaanwich October 20, 2006

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016