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sluttling

When 2 people cheat on their boy/girlfriend by cuddling w/someone else. And end up doing more than that...
"So is she still with Jake?"
"No dude. We all watched a movie last night and she was cuddling with Sean. But they were doing way more than that, they were sluttling!"
"Gross."
by beat_in_it June 6, 2009
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Shuttling

When a man inserts one end of a hamster tunnel into his asshole and the other end into the other male/females asshole. Then letting off a huge fart. Therefore sending his fart to the other person.
Toby: Jake do you wanna shuttle again?
Jake: Oh yeah, shuttle me, baby.
Toby: Good because I've been holding in this huge fart all day just for you ;)
Jake: I love shuttling with you Toby ;)
by Allupyourfinger January 27, 2017
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Squettling

The act of drinking excessive amounts of alcohol from a square tea pot or kettle.
'Hey Rick, I really can't remember anything from last night'.

'Well thats what squettling does to you Olaf'.
by Penders November 5, 2009
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Goat Slitting

The act of cutting someone's eyes horizontally to give them 'goat slits'.
I just finished goat slitting that mad hatter's eyes.
by DaftSailor August 28, 2017
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I’m shutting your butt down

What Quentin Tarantino says when an TV presenter wants to fuck with him asking why his movies are so violent
QT: ...I don’t want to talk about the implications of violence

KGM: No, but you haven’t fleshed it out.

QT: It’s not my job to flesh it out.

KGM: No, it’s my job to try and ask you to.

QT: And I’m shutting your butt down!
by SebIs#SWAG January 12, 2013
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Sluttering

1.pontification under duress*
2.a kind of drunk muttering*
3.A kick-ass song by the greatest band ever, Jawbreaker. It's track 11 off of their last studio album, "Dear You"
1,2&3- Go out and buy the cd and listen to the song. And when you're done, go out and buy all of their albums.
*note, these definitions are straight from Blake, the man who wrote the fucking song*
by JetBlack1089 August 30, 2005
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Slutalong

a male or female tag-a-long that you put up with only because of the fact they will have sex with you
I have this slutalong that is super annoying but will have sex on a minutes notice.
by mythmker May 4, 2009
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