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sluttling 

When 2 people cheat on their boy/girlfriend by cuddling w/someone else. And end up doing more than that...
"So is she still with Jake?"
"No dude. We all watched a movie last night and she was cuddling with Sean. But they were doing way more than that, they were sluttling!"
"Gross."
sluttling by beat_in_it June 6, 2009
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Shuttling 

When a man inserts one end of a hamster tunnel into his asshole and the other end into the other male/females asshole. Then letting off a huge fart. Therefore sending his fart to the other person.
Toby: Jake do you wanna shuttle again?
Jake: Oh yeah, shuttle me, baby.
Toby: Good because I've been holding in this huge fart all day just for you ;)
Jake: I love shuttling with you Toby ;)
Shuttling by Allupyourfinger January 27, 2017

Squettling 

The act of drinking excessive amounts of alcohol from a square tea pot or kettle.
'Hey Rick, I really can't remember anything from last night'.

'Well thats what squettling does to you Olaf'.
Squettling by Penders November 5, 2009

Goat Slitting 

The act of cutting someone's eyes horizontally to give them 'goat slits'.
I just finished goat slitting that mad hatter's eyes.
Goat Slitting by DaftSailor August 28, 2017

I’m shutting your butt down 

What Quentin Tarantino says when an TV presenter wants to fuck with him asking why his movies are so violent
QT: ...I don’t want to talk about the implications of violence…

KGM: No, but you haven’t fleshed it out.

QT: It’s not my job to flesh it out.

KGM: No, it’s my job to try and ask you to.

QT: And I’m shutting your butt down!

Sluttering

1.pontification under duress*
2.a kind of drunk muttering*
3.A kick-ass song by the greatest band ever, Jawbreaker. It's track 11 off of their last studio album, "Dear You"
1,2&3- Go out and buy the cd and listen to the song. And when you're done, go out and buy all of their albums.
*note, these definitions are straight from Blake, the man who wrote the fucking song*
Sluttering by JetBlack1089 August 30, 2005
a male or female tag-a-long that you put up with only because of the fact they will have sex with you
I have this slutalong that is super annoying but will have sex on a minutes notice.
Slutalong by mythmker May 4, 2009
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