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slutopotamos 

A fat girl who can't turn down sex due to frequent rejection in normal circumstances, and ends up sleeping with any guy desperate enough to proposition a sexual encounter.
Hey where's Amy? She's at the Doctor again. That slutopotamos got chlamydia from sleeping with all those guys last week.

Jen, just because I don't sleep with every guy I meet doesn't mean you have to be a slutopotamos and sleep with them behind my back.
slutopotamos by DesertDog April 27, 2010
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slutapotamus 

Ali is such a slutapotamus
slutapotamus by Wikki87 January 17, 2008

slutopotamus 

An extremely fat girl that dresses like a stripper/hooker, and/or acts like one as well.

A fat chick that pretends she doesn't know she's fat and dresses like a skinny chick.

A fat woman that puts her sexual escapades on broadcast for the whole world to see.
1). Did you see the fat chick in the mini skirt and halter top?

Yeah! She looked like a total slutopotamus!

2). EEEEWWW!! Why would you ever want to watch a slutopotamus take her clothes off?
slutopotamus by DliteBRITE February 11, 2010

Slutopotamus 

A fat whore. Usually horny ... pun intended.
That slutopotamus could fuck the football team and eat them when she was finished.
Slutopotamus by OuterChild September 12, 2016

Raunchy Slutopotamus

(plural)Creatures that often can be found roaming the fitness clubs and Lulu lemon outlet stores of the West end. They can be identified by their affinity for wearing small or extra small lululemon yoga pants despite being an XXXL.
"Wow look! Its another heard of raunchy slutopotamus"

"Wow jeez I can see that slutopotamus's mooseknuckle."
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