slutdookie

A slutdookie is when a woman has a one night stand with someone and before leaving their house she leaves a massive wet shit in your toilet to remember her by

"oh my god, Amanda left a giant slutdookie in my toilet and it totally clogged it up."

slutdookie by Crackermonekywhip May 25, 2024

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Sudookie

The process in which one takes a shit while simultaneously solving a Sudoku puzzle.

Where is the Sudoku book? I'm about to take a 30 minute Sudookie.

Sudookie by Heady Eddy March 5, 2011

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slutdookie • slut cookie • Sudookie • Slumcookie • Slutbooking • Slut Donkey

Sudookie

The process in which one takes a shit while simultaneously solving a Sudoku puzzle.

Where is the Sudoku book? I'm about to take a 30 minute Sudookie.

Sudookie by Heady Eddy March 5, 2011

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Slutbooking

(Verb): The Act of doing promiscuous things on Facebook OR The Act of commenting/posting on many peoples walls, pictures, status's, and other things on Facebook.

John:Wow! did you see all the comments Alison left on everyones wall.

Sarah: Oh...yeah....she was slutbooking again.

Slutbooking by Mr.Gabrielstein May 31, 2011

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Slumcookie

Bisexual male who occasionally dresses In drag but also fucks the shit out of girls but also has money but also likes to keep it real

girl: tyvm for taking me to Thailand and have fun tonight at the drag show Slumcookie!
Slumcookie: oh I will

Slumcookie by Slumcookie January 3, 2018

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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