slurzy yurtles 

slurzy yurtles

An uneasy or upset stomach, often experienced as diarrhea, nausea.

"Don't eat those McNuggets Kevin, they've been sitting out for two days. You're gonna get the slurzy yurtles if you eat them."

Doctor: "What brings you here today?"
Kevin: "I ate some nugs and 'cue sauce and now I got ray-rays (diarrhea) and a squirly tum."
Doctor: "Just as I suspected. A textbook case of the slurzy yurtles."

slurzy yurtles by UncleEllesmere November 27, 2017