slurping the jello is when a woman (or man) randomly rips off a mans pants and proceeds to sucking his soft dick. this with eventually lead to a boner but while you are still making him hard it is considered slurping jello.
hoe 1: so last night i had eric over and while we were watching a movie i ripped off his pants and started slurping the jello on him
hoe 2: oh my god no way i've always wanted to
hoe 2: oh my god no way i've always wanted to
by fuckmaster305 July 13, 2010
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