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slunk meat 

Lets say a guy dates this girl in college. After a year and a half, she abruptly turns very mean on him and breaks it off. Then, she (who had been a virgin before this relationship, no less) promptly goes and screws two of his fraternity brothers/friends, who also happen to be each others biological brothers (!). She winds up dating the second one for a year or two (!!!) thus qualifying herself as "slunk meat".
slunk meat by n_Miles April 16, 2009
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Slunk Meat 

An overused vagina. Popularized by 1970s SNL star Dan Akroyd when speaking to Jane Curtain during the sketch spoofing the Jack and Shayna Point Counterpoint show where Akroyd began every rebuttal with “Jane, you ignorant slut.” Then, “…as you’re hopping from bed to bed with the frequency of a cheap ham radio it’s clear to us guys that when you’re on your back the meter’s running, you dried out old piece of slunk meat.”
You went out with that stripper that calls herself Sincerity? Damn! Talk about a worn out piece of slunk meat. I’ll bet she makes slapping noises when she slides down a bannister.
Slunk Meat by Jism Nasium July 9, 2021
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Slunk meat 

'Tang so passed around that you'd expect to find a free global entry tattoo on her junk.
Hey, what stinks in here?
Ummm, nothin'.
Really?! You sure you haven't been banging that slunk meat bitch on the community sofa?
Yeah, well maybe we should consider getting that deep cleaned.
MUTHAFUCKA, you best get your hands on some Easy-Off and get to work or I'm gonna bust a fuckin cap in you dumb white ass!!!
Slunk meat by YAWA April 10, 2022

slunk meat 

Simply, really saggy boobs. The kind that just drop to a bitches knees. Also can have pepperoni sized nipples.
Damn that bitch got them slunk meat titties. The kinda that just sag to da floor
slunk meat by y0shi June 19, 2008

slank meat

Simply, really saggy boobs. The kind that just drop to a bitches knees. Also can have pepperoni sized nipples.
Damn that bitch got them slank meat titties. The kinda that just sag to da floor
slank meat by y0shi June 9, 2008

Skunk meat 

A slang work for a woman's stinky pussy, or pussy in general.
I'm going to get me some skunk meat tonite.
Skunk meat by LonghornMM February 23, 2009

Skunk Meat 

Skunk Meat refers to the worst player on a female basketball team.
Person A: "Damn. Lexi sucks ass at basketball."

Person B: "Yeah she's skunk meat bro"
Skunk Meat by TheDeuceBruh March 7, 2016
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