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slow pitch 

n. A loose approximation of softball in which the standards are lowered, rules are loosely enforced in a friendly manner, all can play, and heavy drinking is encouraged.

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Hey! Take some speed off that pitch Ace. This is slow pitch, not bean ball!
slow pitch by gnostic 1 June 5, 2013
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slow pitch 

When a ping pong ball is gently forced (shot) out of a vagina worthy of the task. Usually performed while laying on her back, if peformed while standing it is just gross.
During a game of beer pong in the garage, some ass stepped on the last ball in use. Then, to our dismay, Stephanie slow pitched us our replacement. Thanks Steph!
slow pitch by theryno June 5, 2007

the slow pitch 

When you stand like a baseball pitcher cupping your hands behind your butt and fart into them. Then in the same manner as a pitcher throwing a baseball, you slow pitch the fart into someone's face.
I used the slow pitch to throw my fart right into my boss's face.

Validation Slow Pitch

A deliberately lobbed social media post tossed right down the middle, inviting former teammates, casual acquaintances, and long-forgotten rivals to unload a barrage of compliments. Typically disguised as hesitation (e.g., “not sure I wanna but…”) despite the poster refreshing the comments like it’s a tie game in the 7th.
Andrew just threw a Validation Slow Pitch on Facebook, opened with ‘not sure I wanna but…’ and by midnight the comments section looked like a postgame award ceremony.

Slow Pitcher 

A Poo That Takes Ages To Leave The Anus.
John was on the Toilet for an hour, he was faced by a Slow Pitcher.
Slow Pitcher by Steve Nichols October 8, 2010

Slopitch 

When a girl is straddling you and aggressively fingering herself to the point of extreme wetness, then sticks her fingers in your mouth... so far down your throat you gag.
Dude, I got slopitched so hard last night by this chick I picked up.
Slopitch by fundave8 October 26, 2019