slow pitch

n. A loose approximation of softball in which the standards are lowered, rules are loosely enforced in a friendly manner, all can play, and heavy drinking is encouraged. ...........................................................................................................................................................

Hey! Take some speed off that pitch Ace. This is slow pitch, not bean ball!

by gnostic 1 June 05, 2013

slow pitch

When a ping pong ball is gently forced (shot) out of a vagina worthy of the task. Usually performed while laying on her back, if peformed while standing it is just gross.

During a game of beer pong in the garage, some ass stepped on the last ball in use. Then, to our dismay, Stephanie slow pitched us our replacement. Thanks Steph!

by theryno May 18, 2007

the slow pitch

When you stand like a baseball pitcher cupping your hands behind your butt and fart into them. Then in the same manner as a pitcher throwing a baseball, you slow pitch the fart into someone's face.

I used the slow pitch to throw my fart right into my boss's face.

by Andrewpreneur July 02, 2017