4 definitions by Andrewpreneur

A real winner

Said in a sarcastic way about someone who is actually the opposite of being a winner. A loser in other words.

Her ex boyfriend is a drug addict. Yea, he's a real winner.

by Andrewpreneur August 24, 2017

the slow pitch

When you stand like a baseball pitcher cupping your hands behind your butt and fart into them. Then in the same manner as a pitcher throwing a baseball, you slow pitch the fart into someone's face.

I used the slow pitch to throw my fart right into my boss's face.

by Andrewpreneur July 2, 2017

mileagestone

A milestone of mileage traveled or covered.

My Truck reached a mileagestone of 215000 miles today

by Andrewpreneur June 29, 2017

Helix Joint

A Helix Joint refers to a joint rolled with two or more different types of marijuana strains that contain similar DNA.

I rolled a Helix Joint with two different kinds of kush that had similar genealogy.

by Andrewpreneur August 8, 2017