The intimate but secretive action of asserting one’s dominance by using ones upper body muscles and limbs to hang from the top bunk of a bunk bed, while allowing the erect genitalia to dangle with droop into the lower bunk section. This action is most likely and usually done while watching irregular forms of pornography until profusely ejaculating onto the person or subject in the lower bunk section. This action is always finished with the subject (ejaculator) sneakily crawling down from the top bunk onto the subject (ejaculated) to whisper in the (ejaculated) subjects ear “checkmate” to finish the game.
“Mom I woke up with mad glizzy juice on my face, I swear dad was playing Slovakian checkers last night”.
by DR Shotta May 12, 2021
by Big papa butch January 12, 2018
A typical slovakian prank, in which watermelon gets covered by shit after being put into a toilet.(often public toilets)
Hey, im feeling bored, let's slovakian watermelon our school.
by Klepetokoleso May 25, 2019
by DDistrict December 10, 2022
When your partner lies face-up on the floor, and you jump off a table face down and land on top, and inside of them.
Warning: only for trained professionals, any attempt to perform this without the proper training will likely result in a concussion and/or a snapped or severed penis.
Warning: only for trained professionals, any attempt to perform this without the proper training will likely result in a concussion and/or a snapped or severed penis.
Dude where have you been I haven't seen you in a week?!
I was in hospital
Oh no! What happened?
I tried the Slovakian Sledgehammer on my girlfriend Lisa and I broke my penis
Oh damn, we've all been there man *laughter*
Oh really, you've tried it before?
No man, I meant we've all been on top of Lisa.
I was in hospital
Oh no! What happened?
I tried the Slovakian Sledgehammer on my girlfriend Lisa and I broke my penis
Oh damn, we've all been there man *laughter*
Oh really, you've tried it before?
No man, I meant we've all been on top of Lisa.
by Kim Jong Poo August 11, 2022
Schmegma is stored in the uncircumcised fold of the penis gland after not showering for two weeks; Schmegma depicts the turtleneck formed around the penis, while the Slovakian component depicts the smell.
by Drakesta23 November 23, 2013
A singular ruthless assasin of Minnesota. Hails from Slovakia and is known for his depraved actions and utter hatred for mankind. Allied with Chemical Erik.
"The Slovakian Slayer left 18 dead bodies around the compound seized for Chemical Erik's nefarious employment."
by unknown May 12, 2003