The act of giving someone a surprise enema while they are standing up. The victim must then remain as still as a statue - any movement will liberate the contents of their colon.
I gave my roommate a Slovakian statue of liberty as revenge for him never doing his damn dishes.
When you and a partner conjoin into one ball of sexual operations and do 69 whilst rolling down a hill.
Person 1: Yo you know Shaniqua over there?
Person 2: Yeah she's my sister, why?
Person 1: Oh shit haha I took her to Pride Rock and we tried the Slovakian Jack and Jill last night.
Person 2: That's my sister what the fuck is wrong with you?!?!?!
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.