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slutmonkey 

One who is addicted to sex. Straight up, doggy style, in private or in the handicap stall at Red Lobster; no orifice is off limits. Hanging from a swing above a Casioo keyboard is a preferred starting point.
Damn, Suzy started tonguing me before we were finished with our crab cakes. What a slutmonkey!
slutmonkey by rwwells September 9, 2010

slutmonkey 

That slutmonkey might as well be a Benobo chimpanzee the way she circle-fucked those circus clowns.
slutmonkey by J-Daddy September 24, 2006

spotmonkey 

a wrestler who's movelist and style is comprised almost solely of big, crowd-impressing spots. these spots usually involve high risk maneuvers, such as corkscrew flips, moonsaults, flips onto the floor, etc.
Mark: "Hey man, what the fuck is a spotmonkey?"

Smark: "Amazing red"
spotmonkey by matt inman August 3, 2007

Boston Slutmonkey 

The act of inserting one's nose into an available vagina, blowing it, and then sucking out the discharged mucus.
My father always told me that the his greatest accomplishment was performing a Boston Slutmonkey on my mother on a beach in broad daylight.

Shotmonkey 

In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire...the Shotmonkeys.
I had it like a shotmonkey.
Shotmonkey by The monkey September 1, 2008