slorngry

sleepy, horny, and hungry all at the same time... the trifecta

"Ugh I'm so slorngry right now this blows"
"How about eat dinner, have sex, and pass out...the only solution"
"genius"

by swizzletitz December 9, 2013

Shlorngry

The combination of sleepy, horny, and hungry. The worst combination imaginable. Too sleepy to fuck or eat. Too horny to sleep or eat. Too hungry to sleep or fuck. So you just lay there and slowly crumble away. The only way to fix the problem is to take care of two of the three things at once.

Shannon: Fuck me!

Zack: I can't! I'm shlorngry. Bring me some pie and maybe then.

by Wheatnik September 8, 2010

sorngry

Sad, angry, and horny. The way some girls feel the entirety of the time their on their period.

Guy: Hey, why are you so mean on your period?
Girl: I'm sorngry

by imtryingtobeanonymous September 19, 2021