Sloppy Moppy

When you're getting a blowjob and you ejaculate so hard she bursts into pieces so you have to mop her off the floor

Josh: Ay what happened to that girl you were with last night?
Wyatt: I gave her the sloppy moppy, RIP

by 420joshywashy February 24, 2020

sloppy moppy

Holding a girl upside down and using her hair as a mop to clean up cum on the floor.

Last night I ejaculated all over this girl's nice hardwood floor. I had to clean it up so I gave her a sloppy moppy.

by Lloyd Braun October 9, 2014

moppy sloppy

A broken, floppy mop that gets mud everywhere.

AKA: MEEEEE

Moppy Sloppy fun!!!

by Bone_Co11ector December 12, 2016

Slappy Mappy

1 - mentally slow

2- Consuming so much alcohol (and / or) drugs that your IQ drops at least 60 points.

Dude - Did you hear that kid? What the fuck was he talking about?

Chick - OMG, I have no idea. His breath smells like dogshit though. Is he fucking retarded or what?

Dude - Nah, he's just slappy mappy.

by IRON SAVAGE December 5, 2011

southern sloppytoppy

A particularly sloppy blowjob with Louisiana brand hot sauce smothered on the penis

Guy 1: “yo bro, last night Hayleigh went down and dirty and gave me some of that southern sloppytoppy”
Guy 2: “damm bro, that must have burnt like crazy”

by WaxLlama564 June 13, 2021