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sloppy head 

When you get your dick sucked and you jizz all over the girls face
She wanted to give me sloppy but I made her swallow.
sloppy head by Anonymous February 11, 2003

Slead "Sloppy Head" 

A word to let your significant other that you want her to give you a wet sloppy session with her self little fuck hole that she calls a mouth
T and C bored to death with the stupid story that was being shared with them C looked at T and said I can't wait to try out that Slead "Sloppy Head" again its all I think about
Slead "Sloppy Head" by SashasBDD December 3, 2020

Sloppy Dog Bomb Ass Head 

Means to give oral sex to the male penis. This does not include any other foreign objects.
"I forced that bitch to give me sloppy dog bomb ass head."
Sloppy Dog Bomb Ass Head by Tad January 14, 2005

slopeyhead 

Someone from the Swindon/Bristol/Gloucester triangle. Sound slow, think slow.
That lass from Bristol sounds proper thick, a lead slopeyhead
slopeyhead by topboy1234567 February 17, 2008
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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