slophisim 

A lazy poorly thought out argument that is easily dismissed.

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard, great slophisim you fool.

slophisim by coystags July 25, 2023

sophistimacated 

Unsophisticated in a sophisticated way; pseudo-sophisticated.

"Bart, this is a highly sophistimacated doowhackey." --Homer Simpson

sophistimacated by oa October 23, 2007

Slothism

A medical condition where the victim cannot complete any task in a timely manner.

Sorry I was late. My mom was having a severe case of slothism, and took an hour to get ready.

Slothism by Giraffe africa September 18, 2010

slothism

The religion which worships the red-assed sloth.

'And the sloth, with his power and wisdom, said "Let there be light!", and he flipped on the light switch.'

Source: Slothism bible - page 1

slothism by Sloth Worshipper October 9, 2008

sophisms 

to use mid/post conversation disapproving indications and or 'star making' humour, including-

raising an eyebrow
raising both eyebrows rare
pursing your lips
flicking hair
subtle sarcasm
raw competetiveness

'what a sophism'
'i saw that sophism young lady'
'you and your sophism'
'one more sophism like that and I'll...'

sophisms by wheeler June 7, 2003

Sophism 

An argument used to defend/'prove' a false statement/idea.

What every believer use to 'argue' with an atheist (besides of ad hominem 'arguments', etm).

Guy1: God exists! I felt him in my heart and the bible says he does!
Guy2: Shut up and get a life instead of being talking shit. THINKING IS FREE! Stop saying sophisms, you douche.

Sophism by Rafgon October 14, 2010

sophistimikated 

UBER Sophisticated !!

"Doesn't that make me sound sophistimikated?"

sophistimikated by Vince Padilla June 4, 2005