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slophisim 

A lazy poorly thought out argument that is easily dismissed.
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard, great slophisim you fool.
slophisim by coystags July 25, 2023
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sophistimacated 

Unsophisticated in a sophisticated way; pseudo-sophisticated.
"Bart, this is a highly sophistimacated doowhackey." --Homer Simpson
sophistimacated by oa October 23, 2007
A medical condition where the victim cannot complete any task in a timely manner.
Sorry I was late. My mom was having a severe case of slothism, and took an hour to get ready.
Slothism by Giraffe africa September 18, 2010
The religion which worships the red-assed sloth.
'And the sloth, with his power and wisdom, said "Let there be light!", and he flipped on the light switch.'

Source: Slothism bible - page 1
slothism by Sloth Worshipper October 9, 2008

sophisms 

to use mid/post conversation disapproving indications and or 'star making' humour, including-

raising an eyebrow
raising both eyebrows rare
pursing your lips
flicking hair
subtle sarcasm
raw competetiveness
'what a sophism'
'i saw that sophism young lady'
'you and your sophism'
'one more sophism like that and I'll...'
sophisms by wheeler June 7, 2003
An argument used to defend/'prove' a false statement/idea.
What every believer use to 'argue' with an atheist (besides of ad hominem 'arguments', etm).

Guy1: God exists! I felt him in my heart and the bible says he does!
Guy2: Shut up and get a life instead of being talking shit. THINKING IS FREE! Stop saying sophisms, you douche.
Sophism by Rafgon October 14, 2010

sophistimikated 

"Doesn't that make me sound sophistimikated?"
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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