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ass slop 

When butt cheese heats up in the moist Anus cravity
My wife complained that I don't wipe my ass and I get butt cheese and swamp ass which turns into (ass slop)
ass slop by Disel2013 May 3, 2018
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1. a person that never cleans up, usually a roommate, and will never claim his/her dirty pile of shit.

2. an extremely intoxicated individual that can barely function (see blackout) and proceeds to break shit and fall on everyone.
1. Steve- Hey, who the fuck left the milk out?
Rod- Not sure, it wasn't me though.
Darin- Bullshit. Your slopass had a glass of milk before you went to sleep.
2.John- Did you see that chick fall a second ago?
Nick- Yeah, she's a being a real slopass.
slopass by JohnRom February 5, 2008
When someone scores a bullshit goal in any games of the popular FIFA series. A slopass goal generally occurs when the ball bounces off multiple players and/or weird angles that conclude in a goal for the slopass player. This leaves the player on the opposing team in a stupor of amazent as they simultaneously delve into anger and throw shit across the room followed by screams and loud cussing.

Many games including those that involve sports have slopass characteristics. FIFA is just an excellent example along with most anything commisioned by EA Sports
Kevin : Wow I can't believe Kyle just scored that slopass goal on Walt in FIFA 11, he just kicked the TV and threw the controller into the wall.

Walt: %#$# off Kevin
Slopass by Classless023 October 31, 2011

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026