Any store display or meandering checkout line meant to control your movement throughout the building, and simultaneously try to sell you additional items before you leave. They are usually a nuisance, and border on being a fire hazard in the event of an emergency. Such as preventing a quick exit from a building. Sometimes the displays can be so large you can't see if there are any available registers open.
This store is such a shopstacle course! It has all kinds of floor displays blocking the aisles and I have to wander back and forth through a merchandise maze just to check out!
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.