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Snobstacle

Some asshat in a luxury car going under the speed limit in the fast lane like he/she owns the damn road, often seen changing lanes right in front of you without a turn signal, and guaranteed to honk angrily at you when you pass them.
Im late for work and all I need right now is to dodge past these fuckin' snobstacles clogging up the freeway!!!
by FahQue October 4, 2011
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Snobsdale

Scottsdale, Arizona. It has been dubbed "The Beverley Hills of the Desert."

Stereotypically, the girls are tan blonds with fake breasts; the guys are preppy and rich.

(This is just what I'm told. I love Scottsdale.)
"Those girls act like they're so cool in DADDY'S Audi! They're totally from Snobsdale."
by RoddickRemixed September 18, 2007
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Nobstacle

A person who is/or acts like a nob and persistently gets in one's way
Nobstacle: He knew I was late for a million things, but continued flapping his gums because he's obviously the only one that 'life' happened to.
by the-city-winkle March 18, 2016
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knobstacle

A knobstacle is a person who maliciously obstructs or otherwise prevents you from the reasonable transaction of legitimate business.
"I asked the customer service girl to transfer me to her supervisor, right? Huge mistake! Her supervisor ended up being a ginormous knobstacle who gleefully refused to refund my over-limit charge even though he could see that the merchant had refunded me $29.95 from the accidental overcharge that put me $4.95 over-limit in the first place!"
by Mo Dixley November 12, 2009
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Knobstacle course

The series of activities that a gentleman undertakes in order to partake in sexual intercourse with a phillie.
This red hot piece o' meat is takin' me right round the knobstacle course!
by Your momma897 December 9, 2008
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Nobstacle

A person is a idiot who keeps getting in your way like a obstacle
get out of my way you nobstacle
by mrhappybond2 October 3, 2012
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Snobsdale

A cynical but sometimes realistic mocking of the name for a somewhat successful bit of gentrification known as Scottsdale, AZ.

"Snobsdale" has gained it's title by having both a name that was just asking for it and a population of people who have been completely invaded by commercialism, suburban sprawl, and completely cut off from the real world.

If you were to visit Scottsdale, AZ you would probably arrive at sky harbor airport. It would been wise to stick to the highways on the way to scottsdale, the 101 loop will get you there quick while enabling you to cruise high above the Maze of apartment buildings, gas stations, department stores, fast food restaurants, and bars. Before long you will arrive in alternate dimension where there are all the things you would see in the lower class areas but much much nicer. The fast food places have artwork, grocery stares have wood floors and are fully stocked and decorated for every holiday.

There is also no racism in "snobsdale" everyone gets there own Latino person to clean there 25 room house; black, white, asian, indian whoever. But it's not like the population isn't at least 97% white.

Scottsdale residents love their own community, the hundreds of giant churches are testament to that. Scottsdale residents are so dedicated to their community that they really don't know what going on elsewhere and can't be "forced" to save the crumbling public infrastructure in their state unless in has to do with scottsdale.
"Let's not go to snobsdale, there is nothing to do but spend money on crap and get a ticket for being poor"

"I wonder where that ridiculous lime green exotic sports car is going...probably snobsdale"

"Why are the public schools in snobsdale still so crappy?" "Hahaha you go to public school?!"
by The Pops May 8, 2014
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