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Slob Kabob 

A term Kourtney Kardashian says way too often.
It's Slob Kabob central in here
Slob Kabob by kelsayy July 15, 2010
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slob kabob 

adj.,
commonly known as a extrememly messy kisser /also sloppy in the sac ..
"man, Talia is such a slob kabob,
you shouldve seen all the spit on Dereks face after they snogged."
slob kabob by beryy<3 July 17, 2009

Slob Kabob 

A man using his penis to stir hot Ramen noodles and then recieving a bj.
"Your dick tastes like beef Ramen!" she said. "That's because the Ramen we had for dinner, I stirred with my dick because all the spoons were dirty" he said in response. She replied, "I can't believe you made me slob kabob your dick!"
Slob Kabob by Honz911 December 5, 2023

slob kabob drunk 

When an individual consumes enough alcohol that their natural resistance to slob on just anyone's kabob is diminished to the point of slobbing in some kabob by the end of the night, this happens most likely with a stranger they will never see again. Knowing names is optional.
I couldn't believe that Gwynn was at the company Christmas party slob kabob drunk, and she vanished with those twins from accounting with mustaches.
slob kabob drunk by The real W November 21, 2023

drunk slob kabob 

How Kim Kardashian described her brother Rob, and Kourtney's boyfriend Scott when they were belligerently drunk on their TV show.
OMG you're acting like a drunk slob kabob!
drunk slob kabob by arm&hammer February 20, 2010

slobkabob 

typically a college student. Someone who parties every weekend, skips class, doesn't shower often and lives a carefree lifestyle of hanging out all the time, getting drunk and high and hooking up with other slobkabobs
We realized the next day that between the four of us girls, we hooked up with 12 people last night. Including each other. We're such slobkabobs
slobkabob by slobkabob November 12, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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