slob kabob

adj.,
commonly known as a extrememly messy kisser /also sloppy in the sac ..

"man, Talia is such a slob kabob,
you shouldve seen all the spit on Dereks face after they snogged."

by beryy<3 July 17, 2009

Slob Kabob

A term Kourtney Kardashian says way too often.

It's Slob Kabob central in here

by kelsayy July 15, 2010

drunk slob kabob

How Kim Kardashian described her brother Rob, and Kourtney's boyfriend Scott when they were belligerently drunk on their TV show.

OMG you're acting like a drunk slob kabob!

by arm&hammer February 20, 2010

Slob Kabob

A man using his penis to stir hot Ramen noodles and then recieving a bj.

"Your dick tastes like beef Ramen!" she said. "That's because the Ramen we had for dinner, I stirred with my dick because all the spoons were dirty" he said in response. She replied, "I can't believe you made me slob kabob your dick!"

by Honz911 December 5, 2023

slob kabob drunk

When an individual consumes enough alcohol that their natural resistance to slob on just anyone's kabob is diminished to the point of slobbing in some kabob by the end of the night, this happens most likely with a stranger they will never see again. Knowing names is optional.

I couldn't believe that Gwynn was at the company Christmas party slob kabob drunk, and she vanished with those twins from accounting with mustaches.

by The real W November 21, 2023