slmft

Sounds Like My First Time
Similar to "that's what she/he said" - makes a sexual joke out of something non sexual

"Why is it so tight? (Referring to something non-sexual) " "slmft"

slmft by czmj March 15, 2015

Smftb 

Suck me from the back

Ay bro smftb u munchin my shit. If u wanna munch just smftb

Smftb by Himothy1- May 9, 2022

slmf 

SO LONG MOTHER FUCKER

To be used when you recognize a playA, drop that prick.

When he blows you off (repeatedly) ... send your best wishes ... SLMF!!
Then delete him FOREVER!

slmf by Irishrova November 1, 2020

Slafternoon 

When the time in the afternoon is going by very. very slowly.

peep 1: Is it quitting time yet?
peep 2: No it is only 2:30
peep 1: Wow, the time is dragging...this is the worst slafternoon ever.

Slafternoon by Whooty wrangler December 15, 2011

Slafter

A word used to describe violent or uncontrolable laughter. It may include gasping, drooling, snorting, or clutching of the torso.

Haley slaftered so much she drooled over her books.
The slaftering was so contagious people became horrendously hysterical.
The joke was so funny I slaftered almost a day afterwards at the thought of it.

Slafter by Mike the leopard May 3, 2010

somftyc

Sit on my face till you cum

You should somftyc

somftyc by JakeL6969 April 14, 2019

Sloftly 

Adj. When you think your friends are crazy, and weird but they are cool at the same time, and you think they are always on drugs.

My sloftly friends are always high on life, even though they don't have one!

Sloftly by ChildrenAreScary November 14, 2015