sling slong

a mega dingus someone who no one loves there usualy named Auden

your such a sling slong

by bynameisyeeter November 19, 2019

Sling a slong

term used when hollering at a girl.

Oh shit dawg, look at that talent! excuse me, i need to sling a slong.

by ROBOTRON2012 March 27, 2009

Shlong sling

Medical apparatus utilized when an individual fractures their phallus. It prevents excessive jostling and also prohibits potentially hazardous turgidity.

Shaniqua rode me so hard I think my dick is broke... I need a shlong sling.

by Jealous McOferrik March 6, 2008

Knee Slapper slong

A knee slapper slong is a penis long enough to slap against a man's knee.

Jaime is endowed with a knee slapper slong!

by I, Wreckerrr October 13, 2016

pong slong

Pong Slong is something you get when you have stink dick

I got some pong slong after fucking that chick last night

by RUGETPUP October 29, 2015

slong long

A big dick that it used for sucking

Michael stuck his slong long in joe

by Cocksucker300 January 17, 2018

Crackershit Slong Beater

A man/woman that is an overprotective prick over his/her girlfriend/boyfriend.

Tony:Reggie stop being a crackershit slong beater.
Reggie:You touch her ass again and I'll beat the shit out of you!

by Theinsultist May 16, 2014