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Sleeping Jesus 

1. Inexpensive drug popular with youth consisting predominantly of acetaminophen (common pain reliever sold under the trade name Tylenol) and diphenhydramine (common antihistamine and sleep aid sold under the trade name Benadryl), but also containing a small amount (2-7%) of black tar heroin. Also known as cheese.

2. Individual either not paying attention to what they're doing or moving very slowly in performing some action.
1. "Hey man, try a hit of this Sleeping Jesus."

2. "I'd be there already if only sleeping Jesus here would stop driving 5 miles per hour and get going!"
Sleeping Jesus by Consiglieri July 20, 2008
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Sleeping With Jesus 

Passing out drunk in a tub of water leaving potential for drowning and meeting Jesus
I was so drunk last night that I was sleeping with Jesus

SleepingJessie' 

Jimmy' (uterous' Jessie'); Sex' Bed' Shower' ♡
SleepingJessie' Jizzom♡

SleepingJessie' 

Jessie' & I FUCK literally in bed; my back down; Jessie' rides me like a horse runs; my Jimmy' in her Uterus' JizzingMilisecondly'♡
SleepingJessie' Remarkable SEXFUCK