sleep stank

When you sleep and let out strange odors, this is sleep stank.

Jamie: It stinks in here!
Susan: Oh that smell must be Sammie sleeping, she is letting off some sleep stank
Jamie: Better crack open a window..

by JellyBaby007 October 13, 2017

sleepstalking

The act of appearing outside an ex's home at night in pajamas, loudly proclaiming love and adoration, and, if rejected, pretending to wake up with no idea of why you are there.

Ex: "What are you doing? Go home!"
You: (Pretending to wake) "What? Oh, sorry, I must've been sleepstalking again."

by Inane Alaina October 24, 2012