sleep fucking

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an act of having sex and not becomming fully aware of the situation until midway through the act.

see also. sleep walking but don't relate the meanings too closely

"that bitch just strattled me in the middle of the night...i wake up, and find her bouncing up and down on my cock"

"omgz dude she sleep fucked the shit out of you"

sleep fucking by HatShapedHat May 3, 2005

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Sleep fucking

A rare sleeping disorder similar to sleep walking, but with sexual acts instead.

Hey sorry about sleep fucking you last night.

Sleep fucking by Tsmitnig January 16, 2015

Fucking sleep

The act of having sex whilst sleeping.

Guy: I should get some fucking sleep.
Girl: I can help if you want.

Fucking sleep by roe-ur-boat January 27, 2009

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fucking mug you asshole I will put you to sleep permanently if you don't get the mug you bitch get the by UrbanDictionaryLikesMugs February 8, 2025

Sheep Fucking Boots

1. Boots that are worn during sexual intercourse with sheep. This occurs when you follow or run a sheep up a hill so they "BAHHH"ck up into you.

Tony: I'm going out to "take care" of the sheep, I'll be back in a little while.

Chris: Better wear your sheep fucking boots!

Tony: Good idea!

Sheep Fucking Boots by GotChaMingFu1111 February 9, 2010

Jesus Sheep-Fucking Christ

A phrase commonly used by sunday school children when they scrape their knees, the phrase originated from the fact that Jesus and other sand niggers fuck sheep when they can't get laid.

Jesus Sheep-Fucking Christ you Moon Belly you just spilt the bong water.

Jesus Sheep-Fucking Christ by Tom Ali August 21, 2006

I fucking hate sheep

Its when your sheep escape and round about your field mean while you attempt to herd them.

I fucking hate sheep, I fucking hate them. I can't wait to eat them, I cannot wait untill I can eat them
-Jeremy Clarkson

I fucking hate sheep by Sexygrandma'skisses69420 June 22, 2022

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026