sleap

The act of sleeping but spelled wrong.

Don't wake Aaron up from his sleap.
It's spelled sleep, Josh, you fucking idiot.

by ajkohen1008 November 15, 2021

sleap

a fool,idiot,moron.someone who screws up everything

that sleap couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat

by agunisquicker January 8, 2009

sleap

someone who’s name is abigail but she says sleap on her story so now her name is sleap

abigail is a sleap

by sleapsleap September 28, 2020

Moe Slap!

A hard slap of the hand to someone's head or face, like Moe from the 3 Stooges would deliver.

"Man, when Stan gets here I'm gonna Moe Slap! the hell outa him!!!"

by unstable bob January 4, 2008

pensioners slap

A poor substitute for a shower when cold water is used to pat under the arms, between the legs and on the face.

Did you have a shower this morning? Nah, couldn't be arsed. I just had a pensioners slap.

by Chutney Didsby July 24, 2014

Tee tee slap

When a male slaps a woman with his limp penis in the face, causing a slapping sound.

I love to get out of the shower, walk up to my girlfriend and give her a good tee tee slap to the face.

by Queenaquanesha January 23, 2012

Slap Fire

The art of slapping fire out of a person is to give said person an intense slap that will leave their face red for an extended period of time.

Guy 1-" yo you see that mothafucka giving me that crooked eye"

Guy 2-" yea homeboys grilling dumb hard right now"

Guy 1-"if he keeps it up ima slap fire outta him"

by Profound (Brooklyn, ny) July 7, 2010