sleading

The act of reading a book while dozing off. Usually this is intentional, reading in order to fall asleep.

Bob spent the afternoon sleading outside on his porch swing.

by Smedley von Shnurdley June 24, 2012

Sleading

Falling asleep while reading.

He sat a the table, book in hand, sleading. Must have been a scintillating story.

by Kickarse Paula July 28, 2024

bob sleading

the act of sticking a popsicle in a girls ass and sliding the popsicle off the stick

dude 1 i cant belive amber let me bob slead her

dude 2 no shit really?

dude 1 yea motherfucker it was grape

dude 2 congrats on the grape bob sleading

by bartimac51 January 11, 2011

sloading

slowly loading webpage

Man, facebook is sloading; I've been waiting 5 minutes to see her full body shot.

by fx422 October 20, 2008

bonzai sledding

The act of backcountry sledding, during winter, in the woods, usually off trail, and often in the woods, where broken bones are common.

"Man I just went bonzai sledding with a bunch of suocers and I think I bruised my tail bone, and my pants grew a new bogina!"

"That's cool... you need a beer?"

"Yeah. Thanks."

by Alpha_Tom November 12, 2008

Drunk Sledding

When A snow day comes around and you want a little spark to sledding. Best when sledding 10 minutes after gulping down 10 shots of your favorite liquor. You wont feel a thing.

Yo, Were snowed in, lets get some Absolut and go drunk sledding!

by Abu and Antonella December 14, 2008

Night Sledding

Female masturbation, usually involving a sex toy

Ex 1- Trisha: Im going night sledding with my pops

Portia: You shouldn't name your dildos Trisha.

by Sarah C Cups December 31, 2012