slayistan 

Slayistan (a.k.a. that land of pink), the amazing country off the coast of Chile. everything is hot pink themed. 💖💓🎀👛
national flower-hydrangea 🌺
capital city- city of barb 💕
national dish- empanadas 🥟
god- Slayista🙏

national animal- Trish like fish 🐠

the queen is Nicki Minaj and the prime minister is Doja Cat!!! Lead general is Trisha and head of people affairs is Lady Cupcake.

some stats: <56% of the population follows the religion of Slayism.

40% is Slayistani, 20% is Flop, 10% another Flop country, 30% is other.
country of Slayistan was formed in 1456CE
currently 600.2 thousand soldiers
only country that still worships Slayista
population is 146.9 million
46th largest country in the world
citizens have to join Slayistani military for at least 6mo. once you reach the age 20
most of the population speaks Slayaneise.

Visit this amazing beautiful country someday!!!! (ps. you should wear pink when you visit!!!!)

guy: “hey dude have you heard of that land of pink?”

girl: “ohh yesssss, you mean Slayistan!! i would love to go there someday, i hear it’s beautiful!”
guy: “bring meeeee”

slayistan by .😛.. May 14, 2022

slayistan 

A country in South America made up of 16 islands, worships “Slayista”, and is under the rule of Queen Nicki Minaj.

Bro, have you been to Slayistan it’s such a beautiful country

slayistan by TheRealSlayistan May 14, 2022

Slaytanic 

The most hardcore, ball-stomping, ass kicking, elbow in your fucking teeth metal. Slayer is and always will be the fucking shit...


"SSSSSLLLLLLAAAAAYYYYYYYEEEERRRRR!!"

-Fan on 'War at the Warfield'

"Take off, you TRL nutsack. I'm too Slaytanic for this shit"

Slaytanic by Fetus of Death February 26, 2004

MOUNT SLAYIMANJARO 

The act of profusely slaying to the extent that, twert the bodies of the slay-ees heaped atop one another, they would form a structure similar to Mount Kilimanjaro.

You shoulda seen me last night at Bourbon. I walked into that place with my Ed Hardy wolf shirt on and turned that place into fuckin Mount Slayimanjaro!

MOUNT SLAYIMANJARO by Yohanas Kinslaya Lauwo January 31, 2009

Slaytanist 

one who worships the thrash band Slayer as if they were gods, or anti-gods (pick your choice). Usually Slaytanists will frequent the band's concerts and have much signed memerobilia.

Yeah, he's a slaytanist. He goes to every one of their concerts.

Slaytanist by TheStig1214 July 19, 2010

swagistan 

A country where only cool, awesome, athletic, strong, awesome, non-hater, people live. People do not age while they live in swagistan, and the location is confidential. here are some facts:
Population: 10,000
GDP per capita: 10.4 trillion dollars
Available units in the armed forces: Chuck Norris
people from Swagistan are known as "Swagistanis"

People must play at least one of the following Minecraft, Call of duty, Homefront, Fifa, GTA, or Battlefield.

National Anthem:
"Oh swagistan, not to be confused with fagistan, is the greatest country ever!, (Epic gutair solo)

Custom's Officer "I'm going to need your country of orgin"
Swagistani "Swagistan"
Custom's Officer "Oh... welcome carry on, I don't need any I.D"

swagistan by A Random Swagistani October 21, 2011

slaysian 

A person who is somewhat Asian and they slay anyone and everyone. They are very smooth and graceful. Slaysians tend to be very attractive and socially accepted.

No wonder she got asked to the dance; she is a Slaysian.

slaysian by The Original Slaysian November 24, 2016