slapper stand Share definition Flag A semi-affectionate term for night club podiums which the drunkest/most extrovert members of your party will want to dance on. "Give us a leg up onto the slapper stand, they're playing 'Club Tropicana'!" slapper stand by rmg September 29, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the slapper stand mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch