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Slapper-jack

A sexual act in which the male slaps his partner in the face with his penis as he is ejaculating. The action may include using the penis to rub and smear the semen all over the partners face. The action continues until the male has finished ejaculating and the penis begins to relax.
"Dude, my girl gave me a blow job last night and I slapper-jacked her face so bad she looked like an albino by the time I was done!"
by gavinikki January 4, 2009
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snapper jack

One who mostly packs snaps instead of bowls.
by lenisforlyfe January 2, 2017
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Jack-slapped

Slapped so hard you forgot everything you know, I.e., you don't know Jack..Jack-slapped
Person 1: Hey what are you doing?
Person A: Messing with the police.
Person 1: You're going to get Jack-slapped
by Nepuuuu January 1, 2020
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Jack Slapped

(v.) The act of slapping someone across the head with your peins.
Bob: Yo I totally Jack Slapped Snayha last night!
MING-MING: But how she's so much taller than you?
Bob: I brought a step ,stool.
MING-MING; Nice.
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Jack Slapped

(v.) The act of slapping someone across the head with your peins.
Bob: Yo I totally Jack Slapped Snayha last night!
MING-MING: But how she's so much taller than you?
Bob: I brought a step stool.
MING-MING; Nice.
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Weirdo Jacksonville Slapper

The Weirdo Jacksonville Slapper is a carefully timed maneuver. The W.J.S must be performed immediately after receiving a tattoo of a partners name. While the tattoo is fresh and still an open wound, the man who's name has been tattooed ejaculates on the woman's fresh tattoo. Immediately following the ejaculation the man will apply a firm slap to the tattoo in order to properly set the ink and claim his rightful territory.

Best performed on a first date! That is how the maneuver originated!
The W.J.S is the 8th deadly sin!
I just performed a Weirdo Jacksonville Slapper with my Old lady!
by Weirdo_Biker May 22, 2023
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Slipper Jacked

The deliberate or un-intentional act of sliding your foot in to someone's shoe/slipper under a table, it usually happens around breakfast time.
Did you hear?. John was so hungover that he was halfway down the street before he realized he had inadvertently Slipper Jacked his wife at breakfast.
by Baba shababalof July 30, 2011
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