slap me silly 

To slap one until they're knocked some sense into or to slap one until they're knocked the hell out.

John had to slap me silly after I jumped off that 30-foot diving board.

Mike slapped me silly when we fought after school.

slap me silly by NooberCrooser November 2, 2014

Well slap me silly and lick my willy 

A phrase meaning that your happy

“Here have a free meal on the house mate”
“Well slap me silly and lick my Willy”

Well slap me silly and lick my willy by Madlad420 February 17, 2020

Slap my ass and call me Sally 

Used to express dismay or disbelief.

Well you know what? Slap my ass and call me Sally man, I don't know what you want from me.

Slap my ass and call me Sally by Misses Potato Head August 5, 2010

well slap my titties and call me sally 

when someone is so amazed at something that they have someone slap their tits and call them sally, then they turn into a girl for the rest of their lives. the spell can be undone by saying: well slap my dick and call me your name here

well slap my titties and call me sally

SHIT YOU A GIRL

HELL YA

well slap my titties and call me sally by super mega poop December 9, 2013