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National slap balls day 

Aug 30 is national slap balls day go slap a guy or maybe even girls nuts
Hey bob, lemme slap your nuts. It is national slap balls day.

slap my balls 

Similar to 'bust my balls', when someone is continually nagging another person (usually a man) and will not stop.
Man, don't slap my balls when I tell you why I didn't call you last night.
slap my balls by indydave July 23, 2005

Slap the dimpled balls 

Hi Roger, do you slap the dimpled balls?

Slap the dimpled balls 

more commonly known as golf. go up to a friend and ask them if they slap the dimpled balls for a good laugh. hope they don't grab yours.
person 1: "hey, do you slap the dimpled balls?"

person 2: "what the fuck? why would you say that to me?"

person 1: "i'm talking about golf, man."

person 2: "oh."

Slap, Lick, Fondle (Big Ass Yoga Balls) 

A game where 3 people stand in a line and another person faces them all. That one person then gets to slap one person, lick another and fondle with the last person's genitals, breast or vagina.
Watch tosh.o on Comedy Central, and then you will know.

Slap, Lick, Fondle (Big Ass Yoga Balls)