Definitions by doesNOTtakeituptheass

haah 

either a moan or a misspelling of haha.

person 1: oh, baby! haah..

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person 1: so i told her to slap the dimpled balls!

person 2: thatsso funny haah

haah by doesNOTtakeituptheass June 10, 2023

Boys will be boys 

something moms say to either laugh at their little toddler son playing in the grass or to save their son from truthful rape accusations.

mom: "little johnny would never do something like that to a woman!"

police officer: "'little johnny' has admitted to the crime already."

mom: "oh, boys will be boys!"

police officer: "your son is going to be taken into custody, ma'am."

Boys will be boys by doesNOTtakeituptheass June 6, 2023

Slap the dimpled balls 

more commonly known as golf. go up to a friend and ask them if they slap the dimpled balls for a good laugh. hope they don't grab yours.

person 1: "hey, do you slap the dimpled balls?"

person 2: "what the fuck? why would you say that to me?"

person 1: "i'm talking about golf, man."

person 2: "oh."

Slap the dimpled balls by doesNOTtakeituptheass June 6, 2023

Samuel 

a major W. commonly seen with Andys and Abbys. a Samuel is a man that everyone looks up to, although he may dress like a total fag. he probably got knocked upside the head as a kid, but it's okay, because he's universally loved nonetheless. nobody will say it outright, but he's a chill guy. if you see a Samuel, go up and say hello. don't be shy! he (probably) won't call you a slur.

person 1: "there goes Samuel."

person 2: "who?"

person 1: "you know, that guy in the yearbook with the cool hair? looks kinda gay?"

person 2: "oh, yeah."

Samuel by doesNOTtakeituptheass June 6, 2023