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Slag hammer

To be hit with a slag hammer
If you don’t shut up I’ll hit you with my hammer you slag you slaaag you slaaaaag hence slag hammer
Slag hammer by Captaincaveham April 6, 2019

Slag hammer

A tool used on dumb sluts.
Tommy's mom is overprotective to keep the sloots away she ordered a slag hammer on Amazon.
Slag hammer by Strabs76 March 20, 2020

slamhammered

The state of being unblieveably, incoherently drunk. Caused by Belushi-esqu binge drinking.
Damn dude, me and Monkey got slamhammered the other night - we couldn't find our fucking houses!
slamhammered by Uncle Ben December 11, 2003

Texas Slamhammer 

When you and your girlfriend are doing the dirty on your friend’s basement couch and you proceed to throw both your legs up on the back of the couch and then swan dive into your girlfriends anus or preferred orifice.
“Hey Jamie? Did you give your girlfriend the ‘ol Texas Slamhammer on my couch last night?”
Texas Slamhammer by Slamham Jim August 14, 2018

slaghammer 

male genetalia,the penis.used to pound a slags fanny.
hence slaghammer
i was in a club and took this girl down the back alley and gave her a rodding with my slaghammer.
slaghammer by john boy oliver June 22, 2008

slamhammered

Being drunker than a real man should be.
I got so slamhammered, my roommate came home and I was dying of hypothermia on the livingroom floor.
slamhammered by Monkey December 12, 2003
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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