slag hammer

the spam javelin of one who likes to nail commoners

'you think that's impressive? you should see my slag hammer'

slag hammer by das jon July 30, 2006

Slag hammer

To be hit with a slag hammer

If you don’t shut up I’ll hit you with my hammer you slag you slaaag you slaaaaag hence slag hammer

Slag hammer by Captaincaveham April 6, 2019

Slag hammer

A tool used on dumb sluts.

Tommy's mom is overprotective to keep the sloots away she ordered a slag hammer on Amazon.

Slag hammer by Strabs76 March 20, 2020

slamhammered

The state of being unblieveably, incoherently drunk. Caused by Belushi-esqu binge drinking.

Damn dude, me and Monkey got slamhammered the other night - we couldn't find our fucking houses!

slamhammered by Uncle Ben December 11, 2003

Texas Slamhammer 

When you and your girlfriend are doing the dirty on your friend’s basement couch and you proceed to throw both your legs up on the back of the couch and then swan dive into your girlfriends anus or preferred orifice.

“Hey Jamie? Did you give your girlfriend the ‘ol Texas Slamhammer on my couch last night?”

Texas Slamhammer by Slamham Jim August 14, 2018

slaghammer 

male genetalia,the penis.used to pound a slags fanny.
hence slaghammer

i was in a club and took this girl down the back alley and gave her a rodding with my slaghammer.

slaghammer by john boy oliver June 22, 2008

slamhammered

Being drunker than a real man should be.

I got so slamhammered, my roommate came home and I was dying of hypothermia on the livingroom floor.

slamhammered by Monkey December 12, 2003