Captaincaveham's definitions

Slag hammer

To be hit with a slag hammer

If you don’t shut up I’ll hit you with my hammer you slag you slaaag you slaaaaag hence slag hammer

by Captaincaveham April 6, 2019

Stealth pig

A person that is walking down the street
Looks awesome from behind

But as you pass them and look closer total pig

O look at her awesome

O shit total stealth pig

by Captaincaveham December 16, 2018

Babblewaffle

To talk too much waffle
Or to waffle on repeatedly

My friend always talk a load of babblewaffle

by Captaincaveham May 24, 2018