Definitions by Captaincaveham

Slag hammer

To be hit with a slag hammer

If you don’t shut up I’ll hit you with my hammer you slag you slaaag you slaaaaag hence slag hammer

Slag hammer by Captaincaveham April 6, 2019

Stealth pig 

A person that is walking down the street
Looks awesome from behind

But as you pass them and look closer total pig

O look at her awesome

O shit total stealth pig

Stealth pig by Captaincaveham December 16, 2018

Babblewaffle 

To talk too much waffle
Or to waffle on repeatedly

My friend always talk a load of babblewaffle

Babblewaffle by Captaincaveham May 24, 2018