skyrizi

When a paraglider with crohns disease unexpectedly defecates on an unsuspecting civilian.

I'm sorry I was late to work I got skyrizied and had to go home and shower and change.

by Zigg&Astra September 22, 2023

Skyrizi

The act of a Penis actively ejaculating onto something below it. IE a face, chest, hand, sandwich.

James looks like he smokes cigarette butts off the ground, I'd never let him skyrizi.

by Potatochip99 October 3, 2023

Skyrizi

Chatting it up with two+ attractive women on a plane ride.

Look at that guy buying airplane minibar drinks for those modes. That dude definitely has some skyrizi.

by b°°tsF°rty4 November 30, 2025

Skyrimin'

The act of playing Skyrim. Usually implies that an individual has rearranged all priorities in life and has placed playing Skyrim as their number one hobby. An individual who truly partakes in Skyrimin' has most likely abandoned all social interaction with the outside world; this includes school, work, and family time.

Jake: You coming to my party this weekend bro?
Ryan: No man, I'll be Skyrimin' all weekend

Girlfriend: How come you never come over anymore?
Boyfriend: Sorry babe, I've been too busy Skyrimin'

Mom: I havent seen you in a week! Are you in a gang?!
Son: No, mom. I've been in my room Skyrimin' the whole time

by RyGuyyy November 15, 2011

Skyrimia

The illness one gets after purchasing skyrim on the 11/11/11, hence making said person unable to turn up for work, uni, school ecetcera.

Mike: Hey joe why weren't you in all last week?

Joe: Sorry man, I had an awful bout of skyrimia.

by yahyahsi November 26, 2011

Skyrimitis

When you've been playing a game from dawn til dusk for the past week and have to go down to the shops for food and forget how to interact with real people.

How will you be paying for that sir?

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That guy got skyrimitis or something, he thinks im an NPC

by 1Head November 3, 2018