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Skurb

-noun, plural Skurbies

-verb, to Skurb or Skurbin’ (vernacular)

-academia, Skurbenomics, the study of the Skurb’s behavior, habitat, interests, and other miscellaneous elements of Skurbery



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Non-essential corporate contributor. The Skurb occupies a negligible, dispensable position in a corporate office. These positions include, but are not limited to, Marketing Coordinator, Communications coordinator, Para-legal, Intern, Junior Analyst, etc. Skurbs are shifty characters, by nature and may be irrationally fearful or suspicious. When they are not making copies, arranging meetings, entering data, or acting as de facto stenographer at meetings, the Skurb shirks in his cubicle. (see: v., to shirk) Generally, Skurbs avoid eye contact. Skurbs are usually 1 – 3 years out of college. A Skurb works in a cubicle, often shared with other Skurbs of equal or lesser stature.
Did you hear that Skurb from HR got canned?”

No honor among Skurbs.

I enter data, therefore I Skurb.

Skurb Life
by Ph. Crump March 17, 2008
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Skurb

A term used by sk8ters when their wheel gets caught by a rock and their board flips.
Woah! Did you see that skurb??
by TheBestist November 5, 2017
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skumboyz

A band from Fredericksburg Va. Punk / Trash.

Stands up for the little guy.
Not pop punk but has a song about hating their home town and pizza.
" man did you check out Skumboyz yet?"
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Skurch

A person that is up to no good while portraying to be a good church girl and is very manipulative.
Person 1: Look at that skurch over there with a smile on her face, waiting on Gary.
Person 2: Yeah, she will rip him a new one.
Skurch: (giggles while walking away)
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