skunk fingers
skunk fingers by T Dye May 7, 2018
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Gunk it up with your skunk fingers
The act of ruining or soiling something that it is preferred would be kept in nice condition. Traditionally applies to brand new merchandise, cars, glossy or glass screened electronics, and other consumables.
"I opened the box for my brand new $300 universal remote to find that some asshole had already gunked it up with his skunk fingers and probably returned it."
"Oh shit, is that the new iPhone X*?? Can I see it???"
"No, you'll gunk it up with your skunk fingers!"
*Whatever the latest COOOLEST one is.
"Oh shit, is that the new iPhone X*?? Can I see it???"
"No, you'll gunk it up with your skunk fingers!"
*Whatever the latest COOOLEST one is.
Gunk it up with your skunk fingers by 33bottles November 19, 2013
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Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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