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Gunk it up with your skunk fingers 

The act of ruining or soiling something that it is preferred would be kept in nice condition. Traditionally applies to brand new merchandise, cars, glossy or glass screened electronics, and other consumables.
"I opened the box for my brand new $300 universal remote to find that some asshole had already gunked it up with his skunk fingers and probably returned it."

"Oh shit, is that the new iPhone X*?? Can I see it???"

"No, you'll gunk it up with your skunk fingers!"

*Whatever the latest COOOLEST one is.

stunk finger 

When you finger a chick, and afterwards your fingers smell like tuna pussy
Fred: jezus man, Nat has a bad case of stunk finger,
Greg: Eeeww, shes so dog
Fred: yeah
stunk finger by ARKELZ December 11, 2007

Spit, Spunk or a Finger? 

Referring to an eclectic selection of sexual possibilities
- So I pulled that hot girl last night
- Nice! how did it go?
- Good, took her back to mine
- Spit, spunk or a finger?