skinned squirrel 

When someone vomits in your backseat floor,doesnt tell you and you discover 2 days later

Oh man,I finally got around to cleaning the Chevy after St Pats parade and it looks like Toby left me another skinned squirrel on the floormat.

skinned squirrel by bruno gaboni April 2, 2018

squirrel skinner

Someone who is so uptight, if you shoved a squirrel up their ass it would have no pelt upon pulling it out.

That guy is such a squirrel skinner.

squirrel skinner by Fat_n_forty January 18, 2015