skinmittens 

When it's cold outside, so you put your hands in two different girls pussies to use them as mittens.

It was cold outside, so I called Bridget and Tess over for skinmittens.

skinmittens by Milf and Cookies January 2, 2010

skinmitten

Female genitalia.

Something made from skin that you can put your hand in, a skinmitten.

skinmitten by sillybeggar November 27, 2012

Shitmittens 

Someone so totally incompetent they manage to ruin everything they touch, as if someone was wearing mittens made out of shit. As useful replacement for the term asshat

We could get this project done a lot faster if shitmittens over here would stop accidentally deleting the files.

Shitmittens by DrBruz October 17, 2014

Skin Mittens

When trying to define how fat a girl is by the size of her fingers, because you can't fully see her entire body.
Such as setting in a car, behind a bar, ect.

Her fingers are so fat they look like mittens made of skin.

"Dude check out the chick next to us, she's kinda hot."

"No way bro, look at how big her fingers are, she's probably fat."

"You're right, she looks like she's wearing SKIN MITTENS"

Skin Mittens by Cadet '92 November 12, 2011