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Skin Mittens

When trying to define how fat a girl is by the size of her fingers, because you can't fully see her entire body.
Such as setting in a car, behind a bar, ect.

Her fingers are so fat they look like mittens made of skin.
"Dude check out the chick next to us, she's kinda hot."

"No way bro, look at how big her fingers are, she's probably fat."

"You're right, she looks like she's wearing SKIN MITTENS"
Skin Mittens by Cadet '92 November 12, 2011
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skin mitten 

a vagina, especially a loose-fitting one, refering loosely to wearing mittens in the cold, because it's better to get some than to have nothing.
"It's wintertime, so boys get out your skin mittens."

"That skin mitten was the next best thing to my hand."
skin mitten by link ralstone December 6, 2009

skinmitten

Something made from skin that you can put your hand in, a skinmitten.
skinmitten by sillybeggar November 27, 2012

skinmittens 

When it's cold outside, so you put your hands in two different girls pussies to use them as mittens.
It was cold outside, so I called Bridget and Tess over for skinmittens.
skinmittens by Milf and Cookies January 2, 2010

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
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"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
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