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Public Schooling 

The process of replacing an empty mind with a closed one.
I attend Public Schooling. Your opinion has no merit.
Public Schooling by A.Chase February 24, 2008

Online schooling 

Horrible idea, doesn't work well.
If teachers don't know how to use computers, then don't freaking do online schooling!
Online schooling by Superguy57 April 26, 2020

Old Schooling it 

To use paper currency instead of a credit or debit card
"I lost my credit card, so I have been old schooling it all weekend."

"The restaurant doesn't take credit cards, so we are gonna have to old school it for dinner."
Old Schooling it by Naptown85 March 31, 2010
A word used for masturbation when you want the act to remain a secret.
"Dude, i just schooled so hard, i was thinking of Inga and Julia the entire time."

"Bro, homeschooling is so risky when my parents are downstairs."
Schooling by Pattycakesxc3 December 16, 2011

No Schooling 

Learn as you go, as opposed to homeschooling there is no curriculum.
I was thinking about home schooling my child, but will be No Schooling instead, because who really needs algebra.
No Schooling by MsFox November 2, 2013

Asian Schooling Standards 

The Asian Schooling Standards go above and beyond the typical western grading Scale. The passing grade of the western standard is ye ole C-. With Asians however. A- is the lowest that is rarely accepted by the species known as the tiger mum. Any less than that and it is certain death by starvation. If you are asian you know. if you are western pray for thankfulness.
Tiger Muma: B+? B PLUSSSSSSSSSSSSS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEATH BY KATANA. YOU FAIL THE ANCIENT ASIAN SCHOOLING STANDARDS

Failure of an Asian: I got a B+. I have dishonoured myself, my family, my cow and my chickens.