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Schlongest 

Like a schlong, but longer. Clearly superior over the better known terms 'schlong', 'schlort', and 'schledium', the Schlongest is the schlongest schlong around. Common people that have this size of pp are often named 'Vick', 'Alohi', 'Ozzy', or 'Bryson'.
"Hey look did you see Bryson that other day"

"Yeah man he had such a big schlongest it crushed the entire building'
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Schlongest 

Alternative spelling of longest, used often during Billy Joel karaoke.
Whoa, oh oh oh, for the schlongest time.
Schlongest by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

schlongest 

the largest penis of all penises
I'm the schlongest
schlongest by schlongest November 14, 2020