skemar
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Skemantics
1. (skå-man-tíks) n. A combination of the words semantics and schematics. Commonly mispronounced during times of heated arguments over simple topics.
Brad: No Matt, you did not pay rent last month either.
Matt: Brad, I am not going to argue skemantics with you.
Brad: ......
David: ......
Matt: Brad, I am not going to argue skemantics with you.
Brad: ......
David: ......
Skemantics by DY87 September 22, 2010
SkEmail
Contraction of Skype and Email. A long monologue sent by means of Skype chat whilst recipient is either away or offline, destined for later viewing.
Tori: "I was surprised to log on and be bombarded by an avalanche of messages"
Pierre: "Yeah sorry for the SkEmail, I guess I was bored.."
Pierre: "Yeah sorry for the SkEmail, I guess I was bored.."
SkEmail by Flower Pot October 19, 2008
semari
A semari is someone everyone loves. Amazing, Spectacular and very beautiful. She is very intelligent and always has people questioning "How can I be a Semari?"
semari by vrewugowegbwegb November 9, 2021
Shemar
Shemar is an sexy amazing beast they are truly dominant in bed well charming. Some say what he speaks comes true can also pull any girl at his will many say even men are attracted to them. Most Shemar are typically short around 5'5 5'6 despite their height they are really dangerous they have a stroke game of 9000 capable of fking your bitch. Shemar is a funny laid back nigga that knows how to dress you can always spot them a mile away
Shemar by Jboogie247 April 16, 2017
shemar moore
The sexiest man on Earth. Shemar Moore plays Derek Morgan on Criminal Minds, a series about a team of FBI profilers. Shemar is half black half white, his mom has MS and he frequently does fundraisers and rides his bike for miles to help find a cure. He's the fittest guy ever, my man <3 if you're a girl and you dont love this guy, your probs lez.
shemar moore by criminalmindsgirl October 7, 2011
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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