skeet-rag 

(n) a crusty rag, handkerchief, or cloth kept at the side of one's bed to collect ejaculatory liquids (come, cum, jizz, skeet).

(adj) someone who is a total tool (see asshole) to everyone and everything.

(n) "Don't blow your nose on that, that's my skeet-rag"

(adj) "God, your such a skeet-rag"

skeet-rag by :| ? December 19, 2009

skeet rag

Rag that you use to catch your skeet at the end of masturbating. Can be an old towel, t-shirt, or something disposable like paper towels. Skeet rags need to be thrown out after a certain amount of uses, otherwise they get too hard and become really gross.

My brother's skeet rag has been used so many times, it's as stiff as a piece of wood. He needs to throw that damn thing out.

skeet rag by Devveyovich August 9, 2009

skeet rag

a dirty, skanky, slutty, whored-out, triflin' female.

"Did ya'll hear about Eileen? That hoe got a train ran on her ass! She ain't nothin but a skeet rag!"

skeet rag by Ashley Morrow November 17, 2007

Skeet rag

A rag used to mop up ones 'skeet' after waxing the dolphin (cum, jizz)

Don't blow your nose on that thats my skeet rag

Skeet rag by Yeetyeetbigfella February 14, 2019