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Noun, a person who pilfers/scrounges wifi from a business or a personal hotspot with or without consent
“hey, can I borrow your wifi?” “No, fuck off you Skeener!”
Skeener by SkeenBunny July 18, 2018

skeeterface 

one who enjoys being skeeted in the face by various customers, or likes it down and dirty on the floor with someones finger as far up your ass as it could go. not to mention a skeeterface likes to have a sack full of puppies to play with // make a threesome. :]
You promised you skeet in muhh face skeeterface, you're letting me down!!!
skeeterface by jordynlauren July 20, 2006
someone who is self obsessed and enjoys monging.
oh we better not walk through the graveyard we might see a skeener
skeener by sweet May 28, 2004
Somebody who tries excessively hard at video games to the point of taking things much too seriously, usually to the detriment of everyone's enjoyment.
Person 1: Duncan is really taking this game seriously, he even min/maxxed his movement skill tree.
Person 2: Yeah, he is an absolute skeener.
Skeener by stuck-in-a-fest March 9, 2021
a skeener is a very long, but skinny penis
brett got sad because he gf said his was cute, i asked if it was a skeener
skeener by kill all bees June 3, 2010

skeenery 

When somebody says something that provokes you to think ok in a sarcastic manner they are talking skeenary.
Bob: My jacket is way penger than yours!
John: you are chatting some skeenery you gash breda.
skeenery by Danky Boy June 23, 2011
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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