A lady at the airport is asked by a security officer: "Do you plan revolution or sedition?"
Answer: Sedition (Obviously, she thought, sedition is not as bas as revolution!)
Skelitosexual. Noun: Skelitosexual is where the individual does not identify as Male or Female similar to non binary but believes that there gender is a skeleton
most people believe this is a joke many times i have been called a lair for my gender and rejected by friends when i was doing more background information on this topic i couldnt find anything about it, it has come to my attention that this gender is pretty unknown and i think it should be more common i hope Skelitosexuals and Skelitosians (another word for it) can be identified more easy and taken more seriously -Nugget
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!