adj or noun - A woman who is clueless, lazy, submissive, and will do anything to get ahead in life without having to work for it.
girl #1: "Ugh I cant stand that girl! She doesnt know what she's talking about!"
girl #2: "I don't know HOW she got this job!"
girl #1: "Yeah, she must be doing SOMETHING right!"
girl #2: "Skankadoodle!"
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"