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sjollema 

to "sjollema" something is to buger something right up for everyone.

Plural : Sjollemaed
Pronunciation : Shall - eh - mar
4 people smoking a nicely rolled joint, one person takes a nice big drag on said joint, pulls it away from there mouth and has managed to suck out the roach fucking up all these poor stoners day.

"o for fuck sake you've sjollemaed that"
sjollema by Rustyxo8 June 18, 2008
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A word from the danish 90's graffiti/hip-hop environment.
It's used to describe a person who isn't cool or very comfortable in the environment.

Similar to poser or toy.
A: Did you see that dude who tagged on my piece?
B: What a sjoller.
Sjoller by Ottobuco November 18, 2021

shomlette 

Shomlette

Shadi + omlette

sauteed onions
tomatoes
an egg cracked, not stirred or mixed, over the onions and tomatoes.
this tastes like heaven, what is it?

Oh it's a Shomlette
shomlette by shomlette lover February 25, 2010

sjömmert 

A place in the Netherland were everyone has a trekker. They are most of the timed shamed for having so many trekkers. They are a proud people that will fight for their land.

They mainly produce Apples, Cow dung and other plants like weed, wheat and corn.

In Sjömmert trekkers have the right to go first on the road.
"When Joost sees a trekker" "TREEEEEKKKKKEEEERRRRR"
"Sjömmert represent"
"Sömmert is love, Sjömmert os love"
sjömmert by sjömmert farmer November 22, 2016

Shomlets 

A series of easily identifiable sell trades in the stock market to suppress the share price. Shomlets are sell trades of similar smaller and smaller volumes that appear in a series.
The shorters have dropped some shomlets in the market, they’re looking to suppress the share price again.
Shomlets by Forcella December 8, 2021

Smomless 

Smoked out homeless person. These people often have teeth missing and wondering aimlessly.
Dude #1: Dam bro look at that bitch over there!

Dude #2: Why she look like that??
Dude #1: Bro that bitch is smomless that's why.
Smomless by Ms. Meshee May 31, 2022
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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