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size four

Size four is 1980s slang for an erection.
Boner. Erection.

Ex: Jimmy wore his thin white sweatpants to the dance so the girls could feel his size four when they slow danced.

Ex: Despite a raging size four, Erik was a chicken ass and wouldn't scoof.

Ex: Though Larry's erection curved significantly it was still a size four.
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